Gym Locker Room, 14th Street and 4th Avenue

Two twentysomething girls with ponytails suiting up to work out.

Racerback Sports Bra: It’s just sad because in the beginning it was so romantic, he really like courted me, he like wooed me.  And now he like, hates me.  He hates me.

T-strap Sports Bra: (very sweet and sympathetic and encouraging) That really sucks.  But maybe all it is is that he like, never actually cared about you, and now he’s finally being honest about that.

Racerback Sports Bra: Yeah, I don’t think that’s what’s happening.

Pause.

Racerback Sports Bra: (sour) That’s not what’s happening at all.

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Published in: on September 30, 2013 at 9:58 pm  Leave a Comment