In the design-your-own-salad line. Two twentysomething girls–willowy, in belted tunics, ballet flats, big big sunglasses.
Girl 1: You have to look at Alyssa’s Facebook page. Did you see that? Ethnic Studies? Mills College? Gross.
Girl 2: Gross.
Girl 1: I saw her, I was like, Ethnic Studies? Seriously? She was like, Ellen, do you even know what Ethnic Studies is? I was like, Go kill yourself.
Girl 2: She’s cute though.
Girl 1: She’s got blonde hair, she’s trying to do something. Whatever. I’d cheat on her.
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